The best part about warm days off is that my roommate works during the week so I can rock that no pants no bra grind
Two dudes at the gym decided to stare at me in the mirror…so I asked them if they enjoyed making women uncomfortable or if it just came naturally to them.
I’m done with creepers, can you tell?
Gonna try to hit 20 miles today…..haven’t seen any muscle improvement in my legs yet so I need to push harder I think.
dips into savings account to get jimmy johns delivered
havent gotten laid in over a month
i swear i am going to hop on the first pretty dick/vagina that comes my way i am so goddamn horny
im really sad i have to work this weekend cause it’s little 500 and ugh i want to get super drunk again and steal a handle of vodka out of someone’s house and do a line off the side of a bathtub with a girl i just met again like seriously good times and memories ok