December 2009
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Oh boy.
Remember that kid in highschool? You know, the truly adorable one who also had the sweetest personality and you just wanted to take him home and treat him like the cute little puppy you never had?
Well, let’s just say, absence does indeed make the heart grow fonder—and the boy grow hotter.
And who has just achieved the impossible—a coffee date with such a sexy boy? Moi....
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck my life.
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An Ode to the Internet
DO YOU HATE ME!?
All I want is to continue watching Boys Before Flowers. And yet, you cannot seem to find it in your digital heart to load episode 15.
DEAR GOD, WHY!?!
*crawls to corner of depression and despair*
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Prayer
Oh, Holy upon Holy Math Gods,
I pray to thee that my sacrifices of sleep and a social life allow you to guide me to a passing grade in Math 108. I have sacrificed many small animals of the animal cracker kind and meant to sacrifice a pure virgin but unfortunately where I live there seem to be none left. But Math Gods, do not worry! I still respect you. Last night, I went on a study break and got...
Rain.
Ever have those moments where all you want to do is lock yourself in a dark room and cry?
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“Don’t they sell shirts in Forks? Or antidepressants? I’m just asking questions,...”
– Maureen Johnson (author) while watching “New Moon” (via twitter) (via christineismybff) (via fuckyeahnerdfighters) (via brokengirlsoldier) (via dozzzier)
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System Overload
It’s finals week. Cue sad music.
On the plus side, I’ve created a few songs to help pump y’all up! Ahem, and a one, and a two, and a…
*to the tune of I’ll make a man out of you*
Let’s get down to business, to pass finals
Stay up all night studying, till the break of dawn
We’re gonna kick these finals in the ass and pass before we’re through
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Impossible.
I WANT MY FAIRYTALE TO COME TRUE.
I want to be involved in a love triangle. I want a guy to be jealous because of me. I want someone right behind me when I fall. I want someone who will forget about being an adult and just go play in the puddles in the rain with me. I want to experience that crazy whirlwind adrenaline rush kind of emotion.I want to have a movie montage kind of moment. I want to...
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Breakfast for Dinner
Hana Yori Dango the tv series.
Korean version: sexy guys.
Japanese version: plot moves along faster and the main girl is freakin’ adorable.
Discuss.
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Fail Blog [[for realz]]
Me: Hey, would you mind an American wife?
YoRen: I would like an American wife.
Me: I'm right here, baby.
YoRen: Oh! You! No, no, I do not want an American wife.
Me: *speechless*
All I can say about that is screw Taiwan and China. I'll look for my Asian husband in Korea or Japan.
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Oh Mylanta...
Newest obsession?
Korean game show, Starking. Youtube it and go tell twelve people.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson had it right--but I'm not a...
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry that you feel like I’m being immature.
I’m sorry that you can’t accept that I’m just looking out for you.
I’m sorry that there’s now this white elephant in the room and it keeps stepping on our feet and we keep ignoring it.
I’m sorry that I ever introduced you.
I’m sorry that I have to say I’m sorry.
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Rockstar > Monster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W6VxtNZjok
The car is representative of finals and the animals screaming is how I feel right about now.
Moving on: News Flash—my roommate has officially stepped into the Kingdom of Whoredom.
I digress…I’ve had about….six glasses of caffeine and about one small thing of french fries today. Hellooooo finals. Right...
Crazy Possesive
My party went well. And just so you all know, a lot of foreign kids showed up. And when I say foreign I do mean foreign.
One of them was a particularly delectable German boy that I had met previously and happens to share the name of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Soulmate? Obviously.
So I spend most of the night flirting shamelessly with this kid. I mean, I pulled out all the stops—the...
A Guide to Housewifery
Today I’m hosting one of those oh so popular ugly sweater parties. And as such I have scrubbed, vacuumed, baked and febreezed the apartment so that it now looks like it came straight out of Good Housekeeping magazine. Or rather it just looks presentable now.
Spent all of last night cooking up some delicious treats. Dog food (my family’s version of puppy chow),...
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize...”
– Calvin & Hobbes
Enter Stage Right
Howdy there.
I haven’t blogged in a while. Since those Xanga days. But, I figure since I want to be a writer and all that jazz I should suck it up, grow a pair and get blogging.
Also, a friend suggested I get one. And I’m a sheep—I follow.
Baa baa baa.