December 2011
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Jenny: If I ever write a romance novel centered in Evansville, it will start like this; the stars were bright and it smelled like hot dogs.
Me: Sounds lovely. You're a true Hemingway.
Jenny: Evansville inspires greatness.
Me: Evansville, where gambling and the putrid river water linger together in an orgy of debauchery and disgust.
Jenny: Clearly we're going to write the next classics.
Me: English classes all over the nation will loathe us.
Jenny: My goal in life.
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Imagination, of course, can open any door—turn the key and let terror walk right...
– Truman Capote, In Cold Blood (via lethological)
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confession #39
I hate roses.
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When I’m no longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call...
– Snoop Dogg (via greatoceanroad)
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eopseoyo asked: 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
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If I could trade mistakes for sheep, count me away before you sleep.
– Panic! At The Disco (via hanthelion)
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Me: I guess I should start my homework.
1 hour later
Me: I guess I should start my homework.
#lemme chew on those thighs unnir
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William Shatner on Psych
l1f3 1s g00d
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i am on so many cough medications right now the world is kinda swaying back and forth and i feel like i’m on a boat just minus the whole seasickness thing which is a good thing cause idk if i could make it to the porcelain god in time in my condition
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Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events...
– Lemony Snicket (via decrepito)
November 2011
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Ended up going to my pediatrician today because I’m so sick and my “adult” doctor couldn’t take me. I hate being sick. I hate that the doctor appointment took place at the exact same time as my class. So now my grade took a hit. TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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