bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

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m4ge:

thighrabanks:

francieum:

blaineandersasss:

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burqini:

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation

Biology more like BYEology because I’m out

physics more like phySICKS because im getting real tired of this shit

trigonometry? more like TRIGGERnometry because this shit makes me homicidal

spanish more like spanish because idk wtf is going on