Last night I drunkenly told my roommates not to drink.
And then I told them I’d teach them American drinking games.

one day lee hojuan was caminando through tijuana when he felt a rumbling in his estomago so he went to espanyeol’s taco hut and met his amigo sunjuong and they decided to go to the supermercado instead and get sungguel a bonito fannypack but they got distracted by woohyundo who gave them some cerveza which they drank and then fell dormido the extremo

• With growing national as well as international fame, idol group Infinite recently sat down with us to discuss their lives, music and fame.
• Interviewer: Hello and thanks for meeting with us! You've won a quite a few awards in the last few weeks for Paradise...how does that feel?
• Sunggyu: It feels great knowing that we worked hard and are recognized for our work.
• Sungyeol: Yes! We were all moved to tears.
• Interviewer: Should we discuss a few things that the fans have been wanting to know?
• Group: Yes!
• Interviewer: The fans would like to know who the best kisser is.
• Woohyun: I don't like to brag but--
• Sungjong: I would have to say it's L hyung!
• Myungsoo: Yes.
• Sunggyu: I think that we are all good kissers because we work hard and do our best.
• Interviewer: Do you shower together?
• Sungyeol: I feel very nervous in the shower alone, so I like to get clean with all my members.
• Dongwoo: Woohyun takes the longest showers so sometimes I have to join him just to get clean!
• Hoya: Sungjong's shampoo smells nice.
• Interviewer: Who tops and who bottoms?
• Sunggyu: We all take turns because we are a group and a team, and with hard work we can do anything!
• Myungsoo: Woohyun bottoms.
• Interviewer: So, Woohyun bottoms? Is he the only one.
• Woohyun: I wouldn't say I bottom, I'd say I'd--
• Sungyeol: I walked in on him and Sunggyu hyung once...he was begging hyung for more like a baby.
• Dongwoo: It's true.
• Interviewer: Is anyone adventurous in the bedroom?
• Sungjong: I like to do role play. Pilot and flight attendant, nurse and patient, priest and nun...
• Sungyeol: Myungsoo likes to tie me up.
• Hoya: He always leaves bruises that we have to use Woohyun's make-up to cover up.
• Sunggyu: I think that we all bounce ideas off each other so that we can continue improving and getting better.
• Interviewer: Okay, here's the last question. Who would you say cums the fastest?
• Dongwoo: Woohyun.
• Myungsoo: Woohyun.
• Sungjong: Woohyun.
• Sunggyu: I think that we all cum collectively as one unit.
• Woohyun: I don't cum the fastest at all, I'd say that--
• Sungyeol: Woohyun.

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Okay, here’s my beef.
Girls with big ol’ tittays who think that number one, they can squeeze those giant ass fucking things into a fucking tube top without a bra on. It makes me think of a fucking cow’s udders. Like I want to follow them around with a bucket and call them Bessie or some shit. PUT A FUCKING BRA ON. GRAVITY IS NOT YOUR FRIEND HO. They might be all perky and shit today but give it a couple of years and BAM. Say hello to your new friends Floppy and Saggy the sad tits.
Also,
Can we just talk about push up bras. Like, I get the idea of wanting a little extra UNF if you’re on the small side but CAN WE NOT FALSE ADVERTISE LADIES. CAN. WE. NOT. I have this fear that I’ll find some hot chick, corner her and discover that what I thought were boobs sent by the gods are nothing more than magicians trickery and satin. Too much padding and not enough boob IS NOT OKAY. OKAY?!?!?!
Okay.
Rant done.
For now. 

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