insert-awesome-title-here:

jensensparkles:

adrimnzr:

ruffalowildwings:

lilcalcifer:

we found love in a mildly disappointing place

now you’re just somebody that i know by first name

tonight, we are average age

i walk this fairly populated road

carry on my adequately well-adjusted son

zooeyclairedeschanel:

damn boy do they got those arms in merriam-webster’s dictionary bc ur muscles are DEFINED

• people: you're really quiet..
• me: nobody plans a murder out loud

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

twerkteen:

Does everyone on the Internet seem to have a horse mask laying around or

did someone say horse mask because i

have

arrived